Lucha Workshop has agreed to acquire a Stanley Bostitch model b660 stapler. Lucha Workshop plans to apply the stapler’s capabilities to attach sheets of paper to one another. Lucha Workshop looks forward to Integrating the b660 into its paper gathering division, where the stapler may increase production as much as 80 percent.
Also Today: Thread Strike Leader Red # 2 is said to be missing.
This was the scene outside Lucha Workshop Monday morning. Literally 10’s of thread spools came together to protest what they are calling “unfair” practices at Lucha Workshop.
The Thimble’s local 28 joined along in a sympathy strike.
Lucha Workshop denies any mistreatment of thread or thimbles. Red#2, the leader of the strike has promised the strike will continue untill every spool is treated “fairly,” and has a dental plan. Lucha Workshop is assured the strike will not last long.
A terrible miscalculation in pressure, ink, and force resulted in permanent damage to a small navy shirt Sunday evening. The shirt is said to be in stable condition and is “fine,” just very ugly.
“Cream” reported earlier this week that “Teal” is “kinda stuck up.” Calling attention to her constant worry over her appearance and the appearance of other shirts. Shirts spend most of their time at Lucha Workshop on a shelf waiting to be printed, something Cream says is “serious work” and not “time to be primping oneself.”
Teal has been overheard whispering “cream isn’t even a color, it’s what you put in your coffee.” Teal is also suspected of leaving garment color dyes where Cream will find them.
“Teal must think she deserves special treatment cause she’s so bright or something” says Creme. “I know I’m a nuetral but there’s no need for that behavior.”
