New Managing Accountant struggles to fit in at Lucha.
”El Conejo Azul De La Muerte” or Tony, as his coworkers have taken to calling him, has found his first month at Lucha difficult. Many employees find his attire distracting and inappropriate.” “He doesn’t wear pants,” said Sam Dobson, a LW marketing associate. “Why is he blue? What’s with the mask?” He added. ” He doesn’t look like what you would think an accountant looks like.” Said Amanda Smith. “EL Conejo” was acquired by Lucha C.E.O., Clarence on a recent trip to Mexico.
Personnel Manager Wesley Plimpton has reassured that despite his strange looks Tony comes highly recommended. “He has several championship and tag team belts in Mexico, which I am sure are like Mexican Accounting Awards or something. As far as his attire is concerned, That’s probably just like a business suit in Mexico. I think here at Lucha we try to be a little more open minded than other companies.”
A few employees, particularly female employees have taken a liking to El Conejo. “He’s very mysterious and fearless” says Jill, who works in the design department.
Raising more concern than his appearance is his proposed budget plan. The 32 page document which has been secretly circling the Workshop, asks for large cuts to LW’s budget. One section of the document entitled “Why do we even have a Stapling Department?,” Has workers in the Stapling Department worried. The plan calls for the department to be cut in half. The manager of the Stapling Department had this to say: “He’s not making any friends by getting rid of the gold plated premium staples, massages, the wine and cheese table, or Pizza Day,” all of which are considered Stapling Department essentials.
When asked about his new work enviornment El Conejo Azul De La Muerte said, ” “El Conejo Azul De La Muerte va a prevalecer.” (The Blue Bunny of Death will prevail)
March 27th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
I am greatly concerned about your new accountant. I, as Grand Supervisor Of All Things Lucha, have been monitoring your Stapling Department’s progress for over a year now. It has come to my attention that if the Stapling Department’s budget is cut, they may never acquire a staple remover, which would prove a tragedy, as I have more and more recently been sent company progress reports that I could not read due to the vast amount of misplaced staples.
El Conejo, look out. Your job is on the line.