Lucha Workshop announces plans to “get drunk, do nothing.”
At a meeting on Tuesday Clarence(LW’s CEO)announced the next step in LW’s winter campaign. The new project will be called “No Stuff”. The project, which goes into effect immediately and supersedes the previous stage, will include consuming as many alcoholic beverages as possible, then doing nothing. The staff, which has shown signs of fatigue over the four weeks of non-stop productivity, welcomes the plan.
I sat down with Clarence after his announcement. “The previous plan was to do all sorts of stuff, mostly work related. But amid looming deadlines for this and that, a blog that hasn’t been updated in like a month, production problems, labor issues and criminal investigations, I guess we sorta feel like stuff is the last thing we need to do right now.”
November 26th, 2006 at 6:08 am
It would have been far more prudent to follow the “Other Things” plan suggested by T.E. MacGillicuddy last week than to carry on with this ill-conceived “No Stuff” project, a ludicrous idea which will no doubt result in both declining profits and encouraging alcoholism among staff members; working on “Other Things” would have alleviated worker boredom by exposing LW employees to new tasks and ideas that would effectively utilize their creative abilities while generating a modest profit for the company. This is yet another instance of Clarence ignoring the business experience and professional advice of his investors and buckling to worker pressure. For shame!