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Lucha Workshop announces plans to “get drunk, do nothing.”
Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 
At a meeting on Tuesday Clarence(LW’s CEO)announced the next step in LW’s winter campaign. The new project will be called “No Stuff”. The project, which goes into effect immediately and supersedes the previous stage, will include consuming as many alcoholic beverages as possible, then doing nothing. The staff, which has shown signs of fatigue over the four weeks of non-stop productivity, welcomes the plan.
I sat down with Clarence after his announcement. “The previous plan was to do all sorts of stuff, mostly work related. But amid looming deadlines for this and that, a blog that hasn’t been updated in like a month, production problems, labor issues and criminal investigations, I guess we sorta feel like stuff is the last thing we need to do right now.”
Among the alcohol to be consumed: 3 six packs of some “sissy beer” that was on sale, a bottle of Merlot, and an as of yet unidentified jug of something that could be whiskey. “Maybe we can start with the beer and move on to the wine later, and then try to guess what’s in the jug, I dunno. One things for sure were not doing any work. Bottom line, we feel this will make for a more productive Thursday.”
Lucha has cleared the calendar for this afternoon to make room for the new venture, but will be back to the usual on Wednesday
