Suspect Caught!
Authorities have apprehended the person they say is responsible for last month’s “thread murders.” He was apprehended hiding in a box at Navarro Discount Pharmacy on Sunset Dr and 107 avenue in southwest Miami Dade County. Authorities say they were acting on a tip from an unknown source. Among the evidence that has been collected: a note that reads “I am acting alone,” a “to do list” which has “kill thread spools” crossed out on it, And the following photos:
The photos, which have been authenticated by officials, show the suspect was present at the crime scenes and definitely took part. “He just looks like trouble”, said one shopper at Navarro Discount Pharmacy.
People that know the suspect say that he was a member of several anti-thread groups and ”kind of a loner.” ”Quiet.” The suspect will be arraigned later today.
August 10th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Ah the old lone gunman theory
-Where’s Oliver Stone when you need him.
August 15th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
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August 17th, 2006 at 2:29 am
First of all, you are hi-larious. I want to be you.
Second, congrats on your Plummy Award nomination! ^^
September 4th, 2006 at 1:51 am
Who would have thought such a nice young… thing could be capable of such crimes?