Lucha Workshop Announces: “We don’t know this guy.”
Lucha Workshop issued a public statement earlier today denying having any knowledge of this man. The statement went on to add that they have “never ever” had any kind of affiliation with him and definitely have never used whatever services he might offer. “Whatever he is into or whatever he does, whether he collects stamps, does research for a pharmaceutical company, or maybe installs water heaters: we simply don’t know. Other things that Lucha Workshop does not know include: the name of the movie where the dogs rob the bank with dynamite, murder for hire penalties and the square root of -1.
