Archive for August, 2006

Suspect Caught!

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

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Authorities have apprehended the person they say is responsible for last month’s “thread murders.” He was apprehended hiding in a box at Navarro Discount Pharmacy on Sunset Dr and 107 avenue in southwest Miami Dade County. Authorities say they were acting on a tip from an unknown source. Among the evidence that has been collected: a note that reads “I am acting alone,” a “to do list” which has “kill thread spools” crossed out on it, And the following photos:people'sA skltpeoples12The photos, which have been authenticated by officials, show the suspect was present at the crime scenes and definitely took part.  “He just looks like trouble”, said one shopper at Navarro Discount Pharmacy.

People that know the suspect say that he was a member of several anti-thread groups and ”kind of a loner.” ”Quiet.”        The suspect will be arraigned later today. 

 

 

 

 

Lucha Workshop Announces: “We don’t know this guy.”

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

charlesLucha Workshop issued a public statement earlier today denying having any knowledge of this man. The statement went on to add that they have “never ever” had any kind of affiliation with him and definitely have never used whatever services he might offer. “Whatever he is into or whatever he does, whether he collects stamps, does research for a pharmaceutical company, or maybe installs water heaters: we simply don’t know. Other things that Lucha Workshop does not know include: the name of the movie where the dogs rob the bank with dynamite, murder for hire penalties and the square root of -1.