Missing Strike Leaders Found Dead
Authorities have confirmed the spools uncovered this weekend are in fact the missing employees of Lucha Workshop. The spools: Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow have been missing since they publicly criticized Lucha Workshop for its treatment of thread. The spools also organized a strike, promising it would continue until practices at LW change.
Blue was found face down in a public pool.
Green was discovered in a shallow grave west of Interstate 95 in northwest Miami-Dade County. 
Yellow was found behind a gas station, an apparent drug overdose.
Red’s remains were discovered at an undisclosed location Despite what sources are saying are “suspicious circumstances,” there are no suspects, no charges have been filled. Lucha Workshop’s new CEO Clarence is calling this a “tragedy.”
In other News: The thread strike is over.
July 24th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
it is a tragedy indeed.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:26 am
Please have a disclaimer about graphic content next time
i almost lost my lunch when i scrolled down to see poor red;the horror
August 4th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
I’m loving your take on the biz blog. Thanks for the laugh. Those poor little spools of thread were so cute with their little strike signs.