Lucha Workshop to Acquire Stapler
Lucha Workshop has agreed to acquire a Stanley Bostitch model b660 stapler. Lucha Workshop plans to apply the stapler’s capabilities to attach sheets of paper to one another. Lucha Workshop looks forward to Integrating the b660 into its paper gathering division, where the stapler may increase production as much as 80 percent.
Also Today: Thread Strike Leader Red # 2 is said to be missing.
July 23rd, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Glad to see you’re integrating such revolutionary new technology. We hope to see more of the same in the future. Might we suggest staple REMOVERS? Sometimes this newfangled technology can get a bit out of hand.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:38 am
I can see by your new acquisition and the fore mentioned strike that your technology has now surpassed your humanity
Einstien was right
August 4th, 2006 at 7:41 am
The LW team would like to thank-you for your suggestion. We currently have a team researching “staple removers.” Hopefully one day it can replace our current method of dealing with misplaced staples: hoping they will disappear.