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Authorities have confirmed the spools uncovered this weekend are in fact the missing employees of Lucha Workshop. The spools: Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow have been missing since they publicly criticized Lucha Workshop for its treatment of thread. The spools also organized a strike, promising it would continue until practices at LW change. Blue was found face down in a public pool. Green was discovered in a shallow grave west of Interstate 95 in northwest Miami-Dade County. Yellow was found behind a gas station, an apparent drug overdose. Red’s remains were discovered at an undisclosed location Despite what sources are saying are “suspicious circumstances,” there are no suspects, no charges have been filled. Lucha Workshop’s new CEO Clarence is calling this a “tragedy.”